dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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Via: urlchanged
cinnamon toast crunch also dangerous cuz the pieces are flat right so if u pour milk at a certain precise angle then the milk we deflect off on some issac newton shit to all corners of ur kitchen
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
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styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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