you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
this morning my mom thought she invented omelettes, and she proudly told me that her creation is called an ‘egg pizza’
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
This ruined me.